....aaaaaaaaaawkward

You know how "Kids Say the Darnedest Things"? Well, here's a sample from this last week:

1. So, where do babies come from? from W
   
2. How do they get in your belly? from W
3. When M turns 3 will she get a pee-pee too? from A
4. Mommy, I like this big fat part (pokes me in belly). Do you have a baby in there? from A
5. Dress! from M
   
6. This dress? from me
7. NO! DRESS! from M
8. Oh, this dress? from me
9. NO! NO! NO! (emphasized with kicking me in the leg) DRESS! from M
10. How about these pretty shoes? from me
11. Shoes! Pretty! from M